When Count Contini attempts to destroy the world’s economy by masterminding the theft of $1 billion in U.S. gold, ICE chief MacDonald summons secret agent Matt Helm to stop him.

A former government assassin flees a mind-control program in the Philippines, pursued by his ex-partner, the local police and Asian gangsters.

Randy Quaid as the taxi driver drives Zen parables (Is time money – Is time the root of all evil?) into his passenger/protegee in a high-speed, idiosyncratic tour of their…